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Once hilarious and drunk blogger seeking help in locating her funny.  It was last seen riding off into the distance with a finger-stached douche in gentleman's clothing, possibly on their way to read about The Secret and something called "bearding".

Significant reward available to those that help in locating this sense of humor... mostly in the form of shared shenanigans and one large, blue GO BEARD OR GO HOME t-shirt to be fought over until death declares a victor.

All leads will be taken seriously and followed up on repeatedly until, at the very least, a link to cracking jokes at inappropriate times has been reestablished. 

Individuals interested in organizing a search party should report to the seeking party with booze and good music as soon as possible.  Time is of the essence.

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