thunder fuck
I must smell really good right now or something as I've met at least one interesting guy every single time I've left the house recently. Ok, so that's an obvious exaggeration, but I really have been meeting a lot of nice dudes and it's pretty cool. I've spent so much time doubting the opposite sex and this opportunity to learn that they're not all d-bags is pretty badass.
I again went through the period where I completely panicked that I'd never meet a guy that would want me again... I have full-time custody of a toddler, I will never be able to wear a bikini again, I'm not bringing anyone home until it's getting super serious so that really limits how much time I'd be able to spend with a new possible beau, I have a rather sordid past, I live with and take care of my 80 year old grandmother, and the list just goes on and on.
So, I finally set up, and almost immediately deactivated, an Ok Cupid profile. The email I got stating that "Thunder Fuck" was checking out my profile really fucking freaked me out and I realized that this is not how I want to meet dudes. I may have a bit o' baggage, but everyone does. The fact remains that I am awesome, pretty hilarious and an all-around good fucking catch.
I stopped freaking out and promptly started meeting cool guys. And since I've also decided that I will absolutely not get seriously involved with anyone for at least 6 months (the time requirement because I have never actually just dated someone), there is absolutely no pressure. Everyone I meet can, at most, be looked at as a way-in-the-future possibility and that just keeps everything fun.
I'm excited. I finally pushed my way through the must-get-into-relationship-before-someone-realizes-that-I'm-not-perfect phase that I always get caught up in and am fully ready to start life over as a completely and truly single woman. No lies, this is an absolute first for me.
So yeah, hear me roar or some shit. I'm going to ask my neighbor for the 40 he offered earlier so I can play good ol' boy before the sun goes down.
I again went through the period where I completely panicked that I'd never meet a guy that would want me again... I have full-time custody of a toddler, I will never be able to wear a bikini again, I'm not bringing anyone home until it's getting super serious so that really limits how much time I'd be able to spend with a new possible beau, I have a rather sordid past, I live with and take care of my 80 year old grandmother, and the list just goes on and on.
So, I finally set up, and almost immediately deactivated, an Ok Cupid profile. The email I got stating that "Thunder Fuck" was checking out my profile really fucking freaked me out and I realized that this is not how I want to meet dudes. I may have a bit o' baggage, but everyone does. The fact remains that I am awesome, pretty hilarious and an all-around good fucking catch.
I stopped freaking out and promptly started meeting cool guys. And since I've also decided that I will absolutely not get seriously involved with anyone for at least 6 months (the time requirement because I have never actually just dated someone), there is absolutely no pressure. Everyone I meet can, at most, be looked at as a way-in-the-future possibility and that just keeps everything fun.
I'm excited. I finally pushed my way through the must-get-into-relationship-before-someone-realizes-that-I'm-not-perfect phase that I always get caught up in and am fully ready to start life over as a completely and truly single woman. No lies, this is an absolute first for me.
So yeah, hear me roar or some shit. I'm going to ask my neighbor for the 40 he offered earlier so I can play good ol' boy before the sun goes down.
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