enter stage right

So, it's been like 4 years since I wrote here with any kind of consistency. My two posts from last year were related to the loss of two very important people in my life, and when the deaths and heart ache kept piling on, I decided that it was time to retire this blog. I had hopes of starting a new project with a totally different focus and maybe a little less sarcasm/bitchiness but I never got around to doing so because that doesn't sound fun at all.

After some soul searching that was really bitching to my friends, I've decided to leave this blog intact and start posting again. I may end up ditching it for a different project down the road, but the fact is I miss typing about not-important-to-anyone-but-me bullshit for the anonymous masses (you like three people that follow this shit show).

Topics I plan to cover over the next... I don't know, because there's just too much to type out in one sitting at this point:

My son's ADHD/high functioning autism diagnosis and what a pain in the ass everything has been

The various moves we've been forced into and the shit neighborhood we currently live in

Tacos

My dude, because yes, I did eventually delete Tinder and settle down with an actual non-garbage person (I'm fairly proud of myself because he's rad AF)

My plan for escape from the current rat race I've subjected myself to for far too long

My three jobs

Parenting, the good, the bad, my wins (the few), my massive failures (the many) and all the things I could do better

Trying to get back into shape... after getting my ass into shape and then letting it all go

Ugh, and so much more. I imagine more shit will pop up and I will not get to half of all of this for the next year, but I'm really, really going to try.

At the end of the day, I really just miss making light of the seriousness that is oftentimes life. This blog used to be my therapy, and since I don't have the time nor desire to get actual therapy, I'm back.

I'm so serious that I even bought supplies. Ok, one supply, in the form of a box of wine. I'm still a classy bitch, after all.

Anyway, I'm not actually drunk this go-round so I'll just stop now. I need to redesign this fucker because it's annoying me.

xoxo

Ali